how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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