Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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