I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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