Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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