Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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