it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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