Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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