4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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