I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
