You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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