well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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