Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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