There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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