Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.