Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...