We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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