I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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