nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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