I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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