it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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