Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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