I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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