sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm jealous of your bromance
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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