im drinking this country out of the recession.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
