The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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