Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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