singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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