you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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