her vagine was all disorganized.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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