So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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