Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This is the high leading the old right now
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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