Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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