No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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