dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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