he thought i was a dude.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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