How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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