He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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