dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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