my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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