are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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