Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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