i think my mom watched the whole time
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
