i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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