I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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