Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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