Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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