I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm at about main and main street
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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