it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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