In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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