I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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