Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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