so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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